Limericks (part 2)

Posting a few more Limericks that I wrote the other day just out of boredom.

1.

There was an old man from Darjeeling
Who boarded a bus bound for Ealing
It was written on the door
'Don't spit on the floor'
So he stood up and spat on the ceiling.

2.

There was a young woman named Bright
Whose speed was much faster than light
She set out one day
In a relative way
Returned on the previous night

3.

A wonderful bird is the pelican
Whose beak can hold more than his belly can
HE can hold in his beak
Enough food for a week
But I'll be darned if I know how the hellican

4.

There once was a lady named Lynn
Who was so incredibly thin
That when she assayed
To drink lemonade
She slipped through the straw and fell in!!!

5.

There once was a man of Esser
Whose knowledge grew lesser and lesser
It at last grew so small
HE knew nothing at all
And now he's a college professor

6.

I knew an old lady, Miss Tripp
Whose nose had a permanent drip
One day I watched her at length
While a drip gathered strength
And fell, plop, on her fat bottom lip

7. (last one, hopefully)

There was an old man from Peru
Who dreamed he was eating his shoe
He awoke through the night
With a terrible fright
And found it was perfectly true


Lets see if I write any more in the future. If I do, will put them up

Vinay
22-Jan-11
Time : 0012 IST